80 jokes

80 jokes each of which can be completed in just one page

Example inside the book

Husband and wife, both 80 years old, went to stay at the beachside hotel where they had stayed when they were young. While standing by the window looking out at the sea...

Wife: "Thinking about 50 years ago when I stood by this window, and you hugged me from behind and softly bit my earlobe, I felt so good. I'm thinking about it now and I want you to do it again."

The husband immediately turned around and walked away.

Wife: "So tired of me that you walk away like that?"

Husband: "No, I just need to go put my dentures in first."

A neighbor saw a little boy standing and crying next door, so they went to ask, "What's wrong, little one?"

"It's my dad," the boy sniffled. "He was hammering a nail and accidentally hit his own finger."

"Are you crying because you're worried about your dad?" the neighbor asked.

"No, sir," the boy replied. "At first, I was laughing, but then my dad heard me."

A company wanted to increase their stocks, so the executives called in the CEO.

Executive: "I want our company's stocks to go up. Do whatever it takes."

The next day, the stocks of the company skyrocketed, making the executives very happy.

Executive: "Excellent! How did you do it?"

CEO: "I spread a rumor that you were resigning, sir."